Florida got its happy ending this week when a massive sea turtle, who clearly took a wrong turn somewhere between “beach nap” and “ocean swim,” was returned safely to the sea. The hefty reptile, weighing in at “absolutely not a carry-on,” was spotted stranded, looking equal parts majestic and mildly embarrassed.

Enter a local photographer and a determined rescue group who said, “Hold my sunscreen.” With teamwork, muscle, and maybe some motivational pep talks (“You’ve got this, buddy!”), the turtle was guided back to its rightful watery home. Onlookers cheered as the big guy flapped away, probably vowing never to trust Google Maps again.

It’s a reminder that even the toughest creatures sometimes need a hand, and that Floridians will drop everything to help a turtle find its groove. One small splash for a turtle, one giant feel-good moment for humanity.

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